March 2012
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February 2012
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@Alice
My turtles called Turtle :)
I think my turtle is starting to like me now, hes currently chilling on my belly watching come dine with me and when i stroke his nose he starts to fall asleep. :):):)
Even from across the room hes poking his head out from his shell and giving me death stares.
Got a turtle today
and I think he hates me. I have never seen anything give me such dirty looks and every time i try to pick him up he bites me :’(
I SAVED YOU FROM IMMINENT DEATH, WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?
You know youve reached a tragic point in your life
when youre forced to sleep naked due to all your clothes being unwashed.
Just found my old blogspot
and wowwwzas, I cant work out if I was happier then or not :/ I didnt think I was but I dont know. WO BUZHIDAO
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TAKE ON MEEEEEEE, TAAAAAKE ME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Listening to A-Ha is reliving my teenage years. Oh shit, the fact I refer back to then as teenage years is weird.jfiod
Weird things that I have discovered China does...
Strawberries are seen as a winter fruit.
Chinese people don’t run, they shuffle awkwardly or keep their arms at their sides whilst semi-jogging.
Fireworks are only legally allowed to be set off on New Years; but I can hear them on a daily basis (EVEN DURING THE DAY)
They replicate everything other countries have (From our floor’s kitchen you can see a replica of...
Fuck off
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Everything here reminds me.
I'm not really impressed by this for some reason. →
Why? BECAUSE HES GOT NO ASIAN IN THERE. European languages are way easier. Awww man I wanna be doing European languages. :(
After watching on’t tell the bride on BBC Iplayer I’m really annoyed at how tacky weddings are, I’ve never really thought about mine before but now I’ve decided what I want. Simple white floaty dress that doesn’t cost the earth, white ballerina pumps, it’ll be in a forest over the summer, and at night there’ll be a tent/marquee thing with loads of fairy...
